Believers and unbelievers across the globe have reported
seeing visions of Pope Rusty in urinals, on refrigerators,
in beer steins, and, once, on a crispy taco.

Have you seen a Vision of Rusty? If so, you're not alone.  As the spirit
of Pope Rusty projects itself around the globe, you're bound to run
into it during that midnight trip to the can.  Stay calm.  Do not
approach it. Do not cry out.  Above all, DO NOT volunteer
to show it where you keep the single malt scotch.