Pope
Rusty's
Holiday
Greeting Card
Collection®
Style
#1
Style
#2
Style #3
Okay,
so we don't really have any of these cards in stock....
BUT,
if you want to get some great stuff, like a free T-Shirt,
a Get-Out-of-Hell-Free card, a Pardon of Sloth, Pope Rusty's
blessing, a Holy Relic, a subscription to JavaScriptures,
and MORE, Join the First Church of Divine Biker Love!
Disclaimer: The First Church of Divine Biker Love is not a registered non-profit organization. We'd like to make a profit; we're just not very good at it. You have Pope Rusty's solemn promise, however, that you'll get your reward in the next life. If it turns out that there are no rewards in the next life, The First Church of Divine Biker Love will not be held liable in case of fire, brimstone, plagues of locusts, or an infinite soundless void.