Generate Your
Trailer Trash Name
Not everyone gets christened with a good trailer trash name.
If you're one of these unfortunates, never fear: Pope Rusty is here.

If you've already taken the test to establish your Trailer Trash Index,
and you scored high enough on it to show "Trailer Tendencies"
at minimum, you're ready for your new name! (If you scored "King
of the Park" you probably already have your own trailer trash name.
You can skip this step in your initiation.)