Order of Restraint
Oklahoma State Department of Range
Management
Vital Statistics Section, Crapwood,
Oklahoma
On
,
at the First Church Superior Court
in Crapwood, Oklahoma,
The Honorable Pope Rusty has Decreed
and Positively Ordained that
will leave
the
fuck alone.
will not come within 500 feet of
. Furthermore,
will return
's collection of Barry Manilow albums and will refrain from any attempt to make contact with
, either personally or through an agent.
It is further decreed that
will cease making cracks about
's mom, and will stop calling
's house at 3:00am pretending to be the pizza man.
Let it be recorded that Pope Rusty will personally beat the shit out of
if this Order is violated.
Ordered and Decreed this day at Crapwood by
_____________________
The Hon. Pope Rusty I., Magistrate