It happens to a lot of us. Everybody's life contains a special someone who needs to be restrained. One minute, you're in love. The next minute, some freak is calling you up at 3:00am and driving by your house in a beat-up chevy with a broken windshield. Don't worry. Pope Rusty can help. At the First Church of Divine Biker Love, the restraining order is a sacrament.