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T-Shirt Back:
So,
tell us... (You
have to tell us the truth or you can't have a shirt.) |
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Not
too fat
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Okay, I'm fat, but not as fat as some other people I know.
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Pretty
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Trapped
in my house waiting to be rescued by Richard Simmons.... |
T
shirts are $15.95 each, plus shipping.
Washington state residents pay applicable sales tax.
OPERATORS
ARE STANDING BY!

But
don't hold your breath. Allow 4 - 6 weeks for delivery.
We're really fucking lazy. I meant busy.
Disclaimer: The First Church of Divine Biker Love is not a registered non-profit organization. We'd like to make a profit; we're just not very good at it. You have Pope Rusty's solemn promise, however, that you'll get your reward in the next life. If it turns out that there are no rewards in the next life, The First Church of Divine Biker Love will not be held liable in case of fire, brimstone, plagues of locusts, or an infinite soundless void.