How did
he get to be
Pope Rusty?
The
answer
is simple. Greed, sloth, lust, pride,
envy, wrath, gluttony,
and making up T-shirt slogans like
"Soon,
my problems
are going to be
everyone else's
problems..."
or
"Shut up! No, YOU shut up!"
And,
well... no one else applied for the job.
The pay and benefits are lousy,
and there are precious
few
perks. But there's no problem with the workload --
you apparently don't actually have to do any work:
Pope
Rusty has been too
busy saving souls and drinking
single-malt scotch
to write content for
this module
of the First Church site.
Oh, and there are those
ADA regulations: Pope Rusty suffers
from
CES (Chronic Ennui Syndrome) and AOL
(Adult Onset Laziness),
so
we can't work him too hard. Plus, we can't take the whining.
Pope Rusty's hero: Johnny Rocko (a.k.a. Edward G Robinson)