First Church Drug
and Alcohol Center
 

Donations
Needed
Now!


Click on the images above
to see Pope Rusty
perform an intervention

 

Only you can help those who suffer in the clutches of Mogen David, Vicodin, and Nyquil.  Please donate unwanted beer, wine, hard liquor, and pharmaceuticals to support Pope Rusty's relief efforts and provide badly needed supplies. Or you can send money. 

Can't you send at least a dollar? If you do, we'll send you
a Get-Out-Of-Hell-Free card and a Holy Relic of the Church.
Added to your donation will be $4.95 for shipping and handling.
Pope Rusty is a greedy S.O.B., but he's poor. He can't afford postage.

 

Want to go the whole hog? Join the First Church of Divine
Biker Love, get a free T-shirt, a Holy Relic, a subscription
to JavaScriptures, Pope Rusty's Blessing, a Get-Out-of-
Hell-Free card, a Pardon of Sloth, AND MORE!. 


Disclaimer: The First Church of Divine Biker Love is not a registered non-profit organization.  We'd like to make a profit;  we're just not very good at it.  You have Pope Rusty's solemn promise, however, that you'll get your reward in the next life. If it turns out that there are no rewards in the next life, The First Church of Divine Biker Love will not be held liable in case of fire, brimstone, plagues of locusts, or an infinite soundless void.


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Pharting Pines Rehab Clinic?
 

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