The Church has many needs.  Pope Rusty needs your help. Pope Rusty is working beyond exhaustion in his selfless mission to provide opportunities for fellowship and reflection, and to make the world a better place. He cannot, all on his own, supply enough single-malt scotch so that every True Believer can participate in Holy Communion.  He cannot continue to listen to your prayers and intercede on the weekends.  He cannot go on blessing, baptizing, marrying, and burying you without your help.

For this reason, Pope Rusty has begun work on his Prayer Tower.  Once the construction is complete, Pope Rusty will ascend to the pinacle of the Prayer Tower, and he won't come down until you send enough liquor.  May God have mercy on your eternal soul if you leave Pope Rusty up at the top of the Prayer Tower too long with nothing to drink. Amen.

 

Disclaimer: The First Church of Divine Biker Love is not a registered non-profit organization.  We'd like to make a profit;  we're just not very good at it.  You have Pope Rusty's solemn promise, however, that every penny you donate will be spent on cheap liquor and easy women.