First Church Building Fund:

"Ad Astra Per Doublewide"

Not dissimilar to the way in which Pope Rusty is outgrowing his coveralls, the First Church of Divine Biker Love is outgrowing its current facility. Pope Rusty and the Deacons have therefore established the First Church Building Fund. The sooner you send in your donations, the sooner we can begin to lay the foundation. Even a dollar or fifty cents helps. Please send it today. We're tired of listening to Pope Rusty whine and complain.

Only you can help us reach our goal!

Can't you send at least a dollar? If you do, we'll send you
a Get-Out-Of-Hell-Free card and a Holy Relic of the Church.
Added to your donation will be $4.95 for shipping and handling.
Pope Rusty is a greedy S.O.B., but he's poor. He can't afford postage.

Want to go the whole hog? Join the First Church of Divine
Biker Love, get a free T-shirt, a Holy Relic, a subscription
to JavaScriptures, Pope Rusty's Blessing, a Get-Out-of-
Hell-Free card, a Pardon of Sloth, AND MORE!.

Disclaimer: The First Church of Divine Biker Love is not a registered non-profit organization. We'd like to make a profit; we're just not very good at it. You have Pope Rusty's solemn promise, however, that you'll get your reward in the next life. If it turns out that there are no rewards in the next life, The First Church of Divine Biker Love will not be held liable in case of fire, brimstone, plagues of locusts, or an infinite soundless void.

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