I need your help.... you can use PayPal if you want.
Even a dollar or fifty cents can help me. If you help me,
I'll send you a really nifty picture that I drew myself, and a
Get-Out-of-Hell-Free card, and a First Church shot glass
that I stole from Pope Rusty. God bless you for your charity!

You can donate any amount, even a penny --
but $4.95 will be added to your donation
to cover shipping for the free gift items listed above.
That's not my fault! Pope Rusty is greedy, but poor.
He can't afford the shipping all by himself.

(There is a $4.95 shipping & handling fee. That's not my fault.
Pope Rusty is a greedy S.O.B. who just wants your money.
Anyway, wouldn't you rather he spent your donation on his own
whiskey and stopped drinking me up?)

Your contribution to the First Church of Divine Biker Love is not tax deductible.
You'll get your reward in the next life. The First Church of Divine Biker Love
makes no guarantees that there will be a next life and will not be held liable
in the event of fire, brimstone, plagues of locusts, or an infinite, soundless void.

Want to go the whole hog? Join the First Church of Divine
Biker Love, get a free T-shirt, a Holy Relic, a subscription
to JavaScriptures, Pope Rusty's Blessing, a Get-Out-of-
Hell-Free card, a Pardon of Sloth, AND MORE!. 


Disclaimer: The First Church of Divine Biker Love is not a registered non-profit organization.  We'd like to make a profit;  we're just not very good at it. 

 

 

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