Pharting Pines University

Transient Certificate Program

Get your C.T.S.
(Certificate in Transient Studies)

Now that you've studied the theory, it's time to take the practical exam:
Twitch and Shout: Tourette's for Beginners.
If you qualify at this level, you'll receive your initial
Certificate in Transient Studies
and can begin practicing your trade on a street corner near you.

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Please answer the following questions carefully. You have 20 minutes to complete this exam. If you answer correctly, you'll receive your initial Certificate in Transient Studies. Ready? Go.

1. Please make a value judgment on the following activities:

Bathing regularly:

Good
Bad

Having a job:

Good
Bad

Checking in to Rehab:

Good
Bad

Finding a bottle of Thunderbird in the park, still almost full:

Good
Bad

Pissing in an alley in front of grade school kids:

Good
Bad

2. When was the last time you got drunk on Mad Dog 20 20?
Yesterday
Last Week
Now
3.There's no shame in wetting your pants in public now and then:
Agree
Disagree

3. People complain too much about how other people smell:
Agree
Disagree

4. This is your final qualifying task. Before you start, you may want to review the material found in Twitch and Shout: Tourettes for Beginners.
In the box below, type in the longest string of curse words you can manage without repeating any. You have 30 seconds. Go:

Double-check your work.
If you think you're ready to receive your certificate,
click on the bottle:

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