Get your Ph.D.
(Person of Heroic Dimensions)
Important
note: the PhD is for Persons of Heroic Dimensions.
You cannot have a PhD
unless you're really fat. You must
answer the PhD exam questions truthfully
before you can
receive your diploma. Pope Rusty will know if you're lying.
No
cheating allowed. Please answer the questions honestly.
Don't spill any more
potato chip crumbs on your keyboard or it
won't work properly. One snack break during the test is permitted.
Are
you really fat? |
Have
you ever gotten wedged inside a vehicle? |
Do
you sometimes sweat when it's cold outside? |
Has
Richard Simmons ever offered to rescue
you because you were trapped in your apartment? |
Yes No.. |
Yes No.. |
Yes No.. |
Yes No.. |
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Do
others marvel at you when you walk down the street?
|
Can
you still walk down the street, unassisted by canes or a trolley?
|
How
long has it been since you were last able to see your feet?
|
Pope
Rusty is a greedy S.O.B. who just wants my money.
|
Yes No..
|
Yes No.. |
1 year.... 2+ years |
True . False |
Double-check
your work.
If you think you're ready to receive your diploma,
click on the PhD button:
