"No Moron Left Behind"

"Raising Hell and Lowering Expectations Since 1970"
Student housing available.

 

P.P.U. "Winter Wonderland" campus scene.	Pope Rusty's Prayer Tower

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. Degrees & Distant Learning	. Take a Tour of the Campuses	. Student Activities  & Programs
GDE  Program  (God Damn Education) Professional MSW  (Master Sex Worker) PhD  Program (Persons of Herioc Dimensions) Distant  Learning  Transient Certificate Program Pharting Pines School of Divinity	Main Campus at Crapwood East Bumblefuck  Branch Campus	Career Week  at PPU Internships  in  Transient Studies Pharting Pines  Review  -  the campus literary magazine Alumni  Association Undergraduate Research  at PPU
We honor our Direct Transfer Agreement with Pharting Pines Community College (PPCC). If you earn an AA degree at PPCC and you can find your ass with both hands, you're guaranteed admission to the Pharting Pines University program of your choice. " We will leave no moron behind. "  Pope Rusty

 
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