Pharting Pines University

G.D.E. Program


Get your G.D.E.
(God Damn Education)

 

Take the G.D.E. Exam and receive your Diploma

No cheating allowed. Please select the appropriate answer.
When you've finished, submit your answers. You may take
a maximum of one hour to complete the test. Ready? Go.


Can you find your ass with both hands?
Do you accept Pope Rusty as your personal saviour?
What's the capitol of the United States?
Nathan Hale said, "Give me Liberty or give me a beer."

Yes

No..

Yes

No..

Tulsa

D.C...

True,

False

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Who is the Patron Saint of Carnival Workers?
If you say the Lord's Prayer backwards, Satan will seize your soul and personal property.
How many times have you been arrested?
Pope Rusty is a greedy S.O.B. who just wants my money.

Julian the Poor

Kevin of Milan.

True

False

2 - 5 .....

6 or more

True .

False

Double-check your work.
If you think you're ready to graduate,
submit your answers:

 

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