Get your D.D. Diploma
(Doctor of Divinity)
The
following questions are designed to test your personal
character, your knowledge in divinity studies, and your
moral fitness. No cheating or lying. If you take a break
from the test to visit a porn site from this browser window,
you'll be
immediately disqualified. You have one hour:
Under
what circumstances would you lie, cheat, or steal? |
Have
you accepted Pope Rusty as your personal Savior? |
Who
got the Virgin Mary pregnant? |
How
many times have you stolen your mom's disability pension check? |
Some All.... |
Yes No.. |
Jesus ,,,,,,,,,, Nathan Hale.. |
Once ............ More than once |
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What's
the purpose of the Holy Communion?
|
If
asked to do so, can you name more Disciples or more Disney characters?
|
How
long has it been since you were last blind drunk?
|
Pope
Rusty is a greedy S.O.B. who just wants my money.
|
A light snack Beats me ...
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Disciples...... Donald Duck? |
1 day..... 2+ days |
True . False |
Double-check
your work.
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