Pharting Pines University

East Bumblefuck
Branch Campus

The First Church Chapter of A.A. (Assholes Anonymous)
meets daily at noon in the Rush Limbaugh Conference Room.
Click here for more information.

Home of the Pharting Pines School of Mendacity
featuring the Compulsive Liars Program.

Choose the online learning option that's right for you.
It only takes a minute to get your diploma!

*Must weight at least 800 pounds to qualify.
Slimmer candidates considered, but must walk with canes.

Be sure to check out Career Week at P.P.U.
Find out what you can do with your G.D.E.

Visit the campus literary journal,
The Pharting Pines Review
and write your own poetry or fiction on line!

 

Have you already graduated from P.P.U.?
Visit the Alumni Association today!

 

While you're visiting the Crapwood campus, don't forget
to visit the Pharting Pines Theme Park and Cultural Center.
Shoot fish in a barrel and play other fun family games!

 

 

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