Born AGAIN? Prove it!

Print this page.  Cut out the Birth Certificate with scissors.  Forge Pope Rusty's signature -- it's not as if you haven't done that before; you know he won't press charges against you.

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Certificate 
of 
Live Birth
Oklahoma State Department of Range Management
Vital Statistics Section, Crapwood, Oklahoma

On  , at Crapwood, Oklahoma,

was born again,
weighing pounds, 3 ounces,
to parents of obscure and
disreputable origin,
at Pharting Pines University Hospital,
witnessed by
Pope Rusty I, MD, PhD,
State Health Inspector and
Director of Livestock and Range Management.

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Pope Rusty I., MD, PhD

 

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